Read this book if you want to see what not to do as a Real Estate Investor. Experience through the eyes of a bright eyed young landlord turned Slumlord the dire consequences of spending an entire decade leasing his investment properties to all of the wrong people. Dig into the front lines of Slumlording with me and you will smoke big fat joints with a tenant waiting for rent, watch a summer sausage explode into a dozen pieces off of the ass of a young woman, fear for your life in jail, discover the remnants of dog fighting, feel the touch of a prostitute way past her prime, get into a fist fight with Grizzly Adams and experience an Alabama Anaconda and a South Carolina Chicken Parade. But beware, this book was written with the politically correct filter turned off.
My name is Michael Slumlordski and if you are searching for a feel good book, then this is my warning: Do Not Read this book! What I might suggest is finding a book with unicorns, leprechauns and rainbows, because this book is somewhat ugly. The language and stories are NOT politically correct, but realistically accurate. What you'll read in this book, you will not find in any "Do It Yourself/Get Rich Quick" real estate books. If perspective Slumlords read the following stories before investing in rental properties, they would sock their money away under their mattresses instead. I repeat, Do Not Read this book, especially if cockroaches make you squirm. And I don't mean the ones crawling behind your walls. I mean the two legged cockroaches walking around inside these pages. Last warning! Do Not Read this book if you wear rose colored glasses or you may just find yourself getting punched in the nuts. And if you ignore these warnings, well then, please sit back and prepare to laugh, but also be prepared to cry. I do apologize ahead of time for sharing the following information, but unfortunately, after a decade of serving my time as a Slumlord, this is all I have left to give back to the world.
My name is Michael Slumlordski and if you are searching for a feel good book, then this is my warning: Do Not Read this book! What I might suggest is finding a book with unicorns, leprechauns and rainbows, because this book is somewhat ugly. The language and stories are NOT politically correct, but realistically accurate. What you'll read in this book, you will not find in any "Do It Yourself/Get Rich Quick" real estate books. If perspective Slumlords read the following stories before investing in rental properties, they would sock their money away under their mattresses instead. I repeat, Do Not Read this book, especially if cockroaches make you squirm. And I don't mean the ones crawling behind your walls. I mean the two legged cockroaches walking around inside these pages. Last warning! Do Not Read this book if you wear rose colored glasses or you may just find yourself getting punched in the nuts. And if you ignore these warnings, well then, please sit back and prepare to laugh, but also be prepared to cry. I do apologize ahead of time for sharing the following information, but unfortunately, after a decade of serving my time as a Slumlord, this is all I have left to give back to the world.
